Twerking Mom
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Mum’s the Word
He slept for 5 hours! And then another 4!
We’re just a month in when it happens for the first time and I could shout from the rooftops but I tell myself to keep it cool because if I walk into Mom Group all “Heyyyyy bitches! Guess whose 4-week old only woke up ONCE during the night???” I’m probably going to incur some karmic retribution for bragging.
Plus I’ll look stupid and everyone will stare at me because I can’t actually pull off walking into a room and saying “Heyyyyy bitches!” to anyone, let alone Mom Group…
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Twerking Mom
Twerking Mom lives in Philadelphia with her husband, their baby, and their dog. She wishes her hair looked this good in real life and apologizes for the fact that this blog isn't actually (sorry to disappoint) about twerking.
Ha Yeah, you can’t pull off saying ‘hey bitches’” 😜
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Yeah, no—I agree with Gangsta, but it was funny.
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