Month: April 2019

TFW: Teething Edition

That feeling when your kid’s got 5 teeth coming in at once, you’ve run out of baby Tylenol, and it’s snowing… (No, you’re not crazy. It’s not snowing today. But it was when I wrote this post at 3:00am a few weeks ago. Thankfully…

A Very Merry Chippendales Birthday

So it’s mid-February, I’m home sick, and I’m watching trashy reality shows on Netflix while planning my kid’s first birthday (because I can “stay in bed and rest” and STILL multitask, mothafucker!). Halfway through the first season of “Yummy Mummies,” I discover two crucially…

Mom Fail: Library Edition

You would think that the library’s cancellation of Baby Story Time would keep your kid from pooping on the rug at Baby Store Time. You would be wrong.

Rite of Passage: Stroller Shopping

I can still remember the day my husband and I went to Buy Buy Baby to look at strollers. We walk in, as clueless as clueless can be, and find our eyes glazing over at a display that stretches wall to wall, floor to…